Oh, gosh.

My name is Emma. My inner child is actually a tween.

This morning I finished reading In Defense of Food: An Eater’s Manifesto by Michael Pollan, and I felt so ready to be conscious about my eating and turn my diet around. When I got home from work I bought a bag of salt & vinegar chips and one of those chocolate bars with sea salt and bacon (oh my god, they are incredible).

My will power is pathetic. The only way I ever succeed in giving up a food is when it’s for Lent. Maybe I’ll pretend it’s Lent.